Buy this beautiful couch on credit so I’d nail you hard on it with more comfort!
It took me A LONG time to track down this hot-ass blondie. She owed us $2,000, used to purchase fancy furniture. Unsurprisingly, she "forgot" to pay up so now she's doing her best to cover up the tracks. I followed her to the apartment but she refused to let me in, screaming obscenities into my face! No matter how smart you think you are, I ALWAYS get what I came for… That's why you're gonna let me in and then you're gonna let me inside of you…
